sectumseverus19:

p0king-sm0t:

dolly-kitten:

SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB

How can you not reblog a soapy baby goat

Goats make me laugh because when they make goat noises their tongue goes out.
rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
“I gave wrong people the right pieces of me.”
boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
meatbicyclevevo: thetowndrugdealer: precumming: I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!! or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing? thats so rude (via fuckyeahloldemort)

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

(via fuckyeahloldemort)